In the November issue, we presented you all with a photo that was begging to be appropriately captioned, and asked you to submit your suggestions via mail or at the AONE web site. Once again, we got lots of fitting, humorous entries, as you can see in the list below (shown in the order received). After an exhaustive session of judging by our panel of experts (and not selected at random out of a mayonnaise jar, as some are led to believe), the contest winner was AONEr Terry Rushbrook of Longmeadow, MA, the winner of a Giulietta Giubilee T-shirt. His winning caption graces the photo below. If you have a photo in need of captioning, send it to webmaster@velocissima.com and we’ll let our club help you out in a future installment.


Does this supermarket have a Fast Lane?
 

The Runners-Up

A device used to go shopping for Alfas

Alfa Romeo announces its new high performance golf cart and driving range golf ball collector, “Alfetta Golf”

Don’tcha just hate it when somebody with a big cart full of stuff gets to the Wal-Mart checkout line right before you do?

For those with little time on their hands, cook your dinner on the way to check-out!

I’m not kidding dear—I’d LOVE to help with the grocery shopping!

An APE shopping cart waiting to be loaded up with Alfa goodies

The New Alfa Spider Costco

The Ultimate Sport Utility Vehicle

After being cut off in K-Mart by a large woman in Nikes and a sweatsuit, Arvin vowed he would never be beaten to the Blue Light Special again.

Victory Supermarkets—we make food shopping fun!

Well, sure, it’s nice, but definitely NOT original. It might be okay for street applications, but it would yield poor results at concours. The obvious 10-point reduction for non-original wheels and tire size, another minus 10 points for the non-original grips and steering wheel. Of course, to each his own, but this is not how the factory intended this cart to be set up! Non-originale!

With a 24-hour pit crew at the ready, it is not an easy task to keep a Michael Moore well-supplied in foodstuffs.

Welcome to Wal-Mart—do you need a cart?

And now, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the car you have all been waiting for—the new 2005 Ford GT!

Contrary to published reports, Fred Di Matteo is alive and well and coming soon to a supermarket near you.

Our spies captured this chassis and engine awaiting a body outside Pininfarina’s studio. Inside sources claim that this is Alfa’s entry into the retro market and is rumored to be heavily influenced by Maserati’s birdcage design of the late 50’s.

Shop’n’Go-Cart

Now Bob actually volunteers to do the grocery shopping but, alas, he has been banned from Stop & Shop.

The stress of the convention had finally gotten to Brian Shorey as he enters his last-minute entry to the Giulietta Giubilee Drag Race.

Hey! That thing got a hemi?

My wife asked if it comes with a one-ton suspension instead of the sport suspension

Yeah, my wife’s a real power shopper.

The retrofitted V-8 also required minor sheet metal alterations.

Driving off the grid

Great idea, but my wife has had one of those for years!

It was only a matter of time, once the Super Stop & Shop lengthened their shopping aisles to 1320 feet...

Uh-oh, I think a new Costco is moving into town!

Click here to see your International Auto Parts shopping basket...

Would you like me to do the shopping this week, dear?

Attention K-mart shoppers—start your engines!

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