In the July issue, we presented all of our esteemed readers with a photo that was begging to be appropriately captioned, and asked you to submit your suggestions via mail or at the AONE web site. Well, we got lots of fitting, humorous entries, as you can see in the list below (shown in the order received). The contest winner, as capriciously adjudicated by a ragtag group of self-proclaimed Alfa cognoscenti that insists on remaining anonymous, was Anthony Cocuzzo, the winner of an AONE umbrella (except that we sold them out at Giulietta Giubilee, so he’ll receive a prize of equal or greater value). His winning caption adorns the photo below:


Maybe if I stay out here long enough, my in-laws
will get the hint and leave!

If you have a photo in need of captioning, send it to the Editor (see Page 2) and we’ll let our club help you out in a future installment.

The Runners-Up

This must have been how Fred Flintstone felt.

Talk about engine displacement!

Hey, Barney—send over Bam-Bam—I can’t find my jack stands!!!

Where are you gonna find parts for that?

The little engine that could.

Funny, he doesn’t look Italian.

Will that pass emissions?

Classic Italian design inspired by the Flintstones.

Welcome to Linguini’s Drive-Through—may I take your order?

It’s just like my first girlfriend said to me:
"How can THAT fit in here?"

I really thought these motor mounts were rust-free!

Don’t laugh—my wife is in the trunk!

I should have used premium.

And my wife wonders why I’m into Year 10 of my restoration.

Maybe I can just hold out for a few more years
and buy a new one!

Maybe if I stay out here long enough, my in-laws
will get the hint and leave!

Alfa Romeo introduces new environmentally friendly
"pedal powered" range of classic-bodied spiders.

By night, he takes from the rich and gives to the poor.
By day, Rob is an Alfa mechanic. Yes—this is Rob In Hood.

Hmmmm—maybe I should take the headers off.

I knew I needed a more logical point of view
to complete this project!

Hey, that thing got a Hemi?

I know I'm doing something wrong here...

A classic case of "restoration block".

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